Fashion Nightmare at Newcastle

Newcastle United has revealed their new kit for the championship, a horrible combination of garish orange and yellow strip. The Toon Army would be devastated when they see eleven yellow bananas stroll the St. James' Park, poor them, they thought relegation was the worst thing.

Although Stephen Taylor manages a grin, the photograph says it all. In anyway, no one would miss them this season in the championship. Critics say this is the worst kit ever, looking at it, we think they are absolutely right!

What were they thinking when they designed this nightmar-ish costume? Scare the opponents off ?? !!!

Stephen Buchan, Newcastle fan from Consett, said, "It is awful. Reminds me of a deckchair on Blackpool beach."

Sunderland supporters are mocking and have started calling Newcastle "Toongerines"!!